The kettle on the back burner had just started that low, breathy whistle that sounds like an old hound dog dreaming when the back screen door didn’t so much open as give up. Arthur didn’t even look up from the financial section of the Dayton Daily News. He was sixty-two years old, built like a sack of dry cornmeal, and he spent every Tuesday morning sitting at our Formica table pretending he understood what the soybean futures meant for our retirement account.
I was standing right beside him rinsing out my favorite blue Willow mug in the sink when the latch hit the wall with a hollow crack that made my teeth ache.
A man was standing in the doorway with mud caked six inches deep up the sides of his Sears work boots and a blue prison-issue undershirt that looked like it had been dragged through a gravel pit behind a tractor. He wasn’t holding a gun, though Arthur later swore on his mother’s grave that he saw a silver revolver twice the size of a judge’s gavel. He was just holding a length of gray nylon clothesline that smelled like old rain and damp wool. His face was the color of a wet cardboard box that had been sitting out behind the feed store through three days of November drizzle.
“Don’t move,” the man said. His voice sounded like two dry cedar shingles rubbing together in a high wind.
Arthur dropped his paper so hard the sports section slid right off his knee and onto the linoleum. He didn’t jump up like they do in the picture shows. He just sort of slumped back into that yellow vinyl chair we bought back when Ronald Reagan was still in the White House, his hands flying up near his collar like he was trying to button a shirt that wasn’t there.
“Now listen here, friend,” Arthur started right in, his voice pitching up into that reedy whine he gets whenever the furnace repairman hands him an estimate over five hundred dollars. “Whatever you’re looking for, it’s in the pantry behind the flour tin. Take the silver drawer, take the jar with the grocery money. We can replace everything. But not our lives. You hear me? Not our lives.”
The man in the gray shirt blinked twice, slow and heavy, like a toad waking up in a dry cistern.
He looked down at the clothesline in his fist, then over at Arthur’s face, and for a second I thought the poor creature was going to sit right down on our braided rug and start crying. He had a red scrape running from his left ear down into the collar of that filthy shirt, and you could tell by the way he was favoring his right hip that he’d jumped clean off the county road embankment into the drainage ditch behind our property.
“Shut up,” the man rasped, his shoulders bunching up around his ears. “Just sit there.”
He grabbed Arthur by the shoulder, his thick fingers hooking right into the knit of Arthur’s good cardigan, and hauled him over toward the ladder-back chair by the telephone stand. He shoved Arthur down into the seat with just enough force to make the chair legs skitter an inch across the floorboards.
Then he started wrapping that gray nylon line around Arthur’s chest and the spindles of the chair back, pulling the knots tight with a jerky, frantic motion that looked less like a hardened felon and more like my uncle Earl trying to tie a Christmas ham into cheesecloth.
“Honey, just do whatever he says!” Arthur hissed over his shoulder at me, his eyes bugging out behind his wire-rimmed glasses until I could see the red veins in the whites of them. “He is dangerous! We can replace everything… but not our lives!”
I didn’t say a word. I just wiped my hands on the dish towel hanging from the oven handle, took another sip of my coffee, and watched the man in the gray shirt huffing and puffing as he tried to loop the rope around Arthur’s right elbow. The man’s hands were shaking so bad he kept dropping the end of the line like it was hot grease. He looked down at the mess he’d made on Arthur’s chest, a big, tangled knot of blue nylon that looked like a bird’s nest dropped out of an elm tree, and then he looked over at me standing by the sink with my coffee mug.
“Relax,” I told Arthur, keeping my voice nice and level the way I used to talk to the heifers when they got their heads stuck between the oak rails of the feedlot.
The man in the gray shirt turned around so fast he nearly tripped over his own oversized boots. He didn’t look like a killer then. He just looked like a man who hadn’t slept under a roof since the first hard frost of October and hadn’t eaten anything warmer than a pocketful of raw field corn. He stared at me for three long seconds while the kitchen clock on the wall went *tock-tock-tock* like a woodpecker on a cedar post.
“Kitchen,” the man muttered, pointing a grease-stained thumb toward the pantry door behind my left shoulder. “Now.”
He lumbered out of the breakfast nook and disappeared down the narrow hall toward the back pantry, his heavy boots making a dull *thud-thud-thud* against the linoleum that had been laid down the summer our oldest girl went off to Columbus. I heard him rattling the jars on the bottom shelf, probably looking for a box of saltines or a can of peaches he could shove into his shirt before the county dogs picked up his scent down by the creek.
Arthur sat there in the chair, trussed up like a Thanksgiving turkey that had been tied by someone who flunked home economics. His face was the color of skim milk and his breath was coming in short, ragged hitches that sounded like a dry pump handle.
“Clara,” he whispered, his voice shaking so hard the kitchen table gave a little sympathetic shudder. “Clara, what are you doing just standing there? He’s got a knife. I saw the handle sticking out of his pocket. He’s going to come back in here and…”
“He doesn’t have a knife, Arthur,” I said, setting my mug down on the counter with a little *clink* that sounded awfully loud in the quiet house. “He has a blister on his heel the size of a quarter and he’s scared half to death of his own shadow.”
Before Arthur could get another word out about insurance policies and neighborhood watch meetings, the heavy boots started back down the hall. The man reappeared in the kitchen doorway holding a half-empty box of Lorna Doones in one hand and a stale jar of strawberry preserves in the other. He stopped right by the refrigerator, his chest heaving under that filthy gray shirt, and looked from Arthur’s tangled chest back to me with a kind of miserable, stubborn helplessness that made my chest feel tight in a way I didn’t care for.
He dropped the cookies onto the counter. Then he walked right up to Arthur’s chair, cleared his throat like a man standing up to give a bad speech at a township meeting, and looked down at my husband with his lower lip actually trembling.
“Sir,” the man said.
Arthur blinked, his glasses sliding halfway down his nose. “What?”
“Can you untie yourself for a second?” the man asked. His voice didn’t have an ounce of vinegar left in it. It sounded small and thin, like a schoolboy asking the teacher if he could go get a drink of water before the arithmetic test.
Arthur looked down at his own chest, then back up at the escaped felon standing in our kitchen holding a box of shortbread cookies. The silence between us for about five seconds was thicker than the pea soup I used to make when the winter wind came howling off the river.
“Why?” Arthur asked, his voice dropping an octave as the sheer absurdity of it finally started seeping through his thick skull.
“I’ve been in prison for fifteen years,” the man said, and his shoulders just dropped two inches. “…and I forgot how to tie a proper knot.”
Arthur sat there for a long moment, the gray nylon rope cutting into his cardigan where the man had pulled it too tight around his ribs. He looked at the knot, then he looked at the man’s greasy knuckles, and then he slowly turned his head to look over at me by the sink. His mouth opened just a little bit, the way it always did right before he told me I was buying too much salt pork at the butcher’s, but nothing came out.
“Well,” Arthur muttered after a second, reaching his right arm down through the slack loop the man had left near the chair leg. He worked his thumb into the tangle, his fingers fumbling with the stiff nylon until the loop finally gave way with a dry *snip* of friction. He unwound the line from his chest, laid it out neat and straight across the seat of the chair like he was folding a piece of spare twine for the junk drawer, and stood up slow with a little groan in his left knee.
Arthur smoothed down the front of his cardigan, adjusted his glasses with two fingers, and looked straight at the man in the gray shirt. Then he turned his head and looked right at me, his eyes narrow and suspicious the way they get when he thinks I’ve hidden the good pie from him.
“So,” Arthur said, his voice dropping into that flat, dry tone he uses when he’s trying to figure out if the neighbor’s boy really mowed the whole lawn or just the part you could see from the road. “Should I tie him back up?”
The man didn’t run. He didn’t grab the cookies. He just stood there by the refrigerator with his hands hanging down by his knees, looking down at the linoleum where the coffee spill had dried into a pale yellow ring yesterday morning. Outside, down toward the old iron bridge on County Road Twelve, we could hear the low, steady howl of a state trooper’s siren starting up behind the timberline, but it sounded like it was coming from five miles away, or maybe from another world entirely where men knew how to tie their own shoes.