The kettle was whistling on the back burner of my father’s gas stove when I heard the low, heavy rumble of four different engines turning off the blacktop and hitting our gravel drive all at once. It was 4:15 PM on December twenty-third, the exact time Gordon had sworn to me his mother and his sister’s entire household would be arriving for what he insisted on calling our grand family holiday reunion. For three solid weeks, that phrase had been the only thing coming out of his mouth whenever I tried to sit him down and explain why seventeen extra people could not sleep under this roof. He had treated my objections like minor static on a radio, waving his hand over his coffee mug and telling me I was being inhospitable to my own in-laws. He had even spent two full Saturdays measuring the guest rooms with a yellow steel tape measure while I was out at the pharmacy, muttering about bunk beds and floor loads as if he already owned the timber. But I hadn’t been sitting on my hands while he played landlord in his head. The day before, while Gordon was supposedly down in the county seat meeting with a lumber supplier, I had driven three miles down the ridge to the hardware store and hired Joe Miller, a man who had fished with my daddy every summer since we were twelve. Joe had brought his toolbox up the wooden steps before ten o’clock that morning, and by noon every single lock on the main cabin and the back woodshed had been drilled out and replaced with brand-new heavy-duty deadbolts that required a completely different keyway. I had left Gordon’s duffel bag, his spare hunting boots, and his winter jackets sitting neatly zipped inside two large black trash bags right out on the covered porch, right where the north wind could bite at them while he figured out his next move.